Monday, July 11, 2011 - 3:27 PM
Guantanamo Bay BankingPacific Marine Credit Union
San Marcos, CA
8/14/2010 As of 2009, Gitmo Bay banking run by military jarheads who have issues with civilians. Enter, wait at least 15 min. even if 5 staff are not helping any other person. Must remove all headgear. Must remove sunglasses, you terrorist suspects. Present preprinted deposit slip supplicating to make deposit. Repeat name. Repeat address. Repeat telephone number, all verbally to teller. This "proves" your identity, or that identity thieves can READ. These are on the bank's own slip already yet. Say that you have not changed your address, verbally, from that of the slip. Ditto. Provide password. ONLY THEN can you potential terrorists/thieves present cash or checks as inbound tickets. Every other bank in America, anyone can DEPOSIT to anyone's account, of themselves or others, by giving pre-existing account # and name--nothing is leaving the institution, after all. It does not take half an hour and interrogation. I shudder to think about attempting a withdrawal, an armed marine would probably have to supervise your every step.
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1. Monday, July 11, 2011 - 4:27 PM
Now that's one of the funniest reviews I've read in a long time. Thanks k2r.
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2. Monday, July 11, 2011 - 4:43 PM
Attemp to close account:
Interrogated and shot (if reasons deemed unacceptable).
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