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Monday, July 11, 2011 - 3:27 PM

Guantanamo Bay Banking

Pacific Marine Credit Union (1 stars)
 

San Marcos, CA

  8/14/2010 As of 2009, Gitmo Bay banking run by military jarheads who have issues with civilians.  Enter, wait at least 15 min. even if 5 staff are not helping any other person.  Must remove  all headgear. Must remove sunglasses, you terrorist suspects. Present preprinted deposit slip supplicating to make deposit. Repeat name. Repeat address. Repeat telephone number, all verbally to teller. This "proves" your identity, or that identity thieves can READ.  These are on the bank's own slip already yet. Say that you have not changed your address, verbally, from that of the slip. Ditto.  Provide password. ONLY THEN  can you  potential terrorists/thieves present cash or checks as inbound tickets. Every other bank in America, anyone can DEPOSIT to anyone's account, of themselves or others, by giving  pre-existing account # and name--nothing is leaving the institution, after all. It does not take half an hour and interrogation. I shudder to think about  attempting a withdrawal, an armed marine would probably have to supervise  your every step.
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k2rk2r2 posts since
Jul 11, 2011
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1. Monday, July 11, 2011 - 4:27 PM
Now that's one of the funniest reviews I've read in a long time. Thanks k2r.
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ShorebreakShorebreak1,279 posts since
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2. Monday, July 11, 2011 - 4:43 PM
Attemp to close account:

Interrogated and shot (if reasons deemed unacceptable). 

 

 

 

 

 

Kidding:D
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