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Somebody's Got To Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let's Face It, That Person Is?

Monday, August 15, 2011 - 1:53 PM
From The Onion - America's Finest News Source
Our country faces a moment of extreme crisis. We stand at the verge of an utter breakdown of our economy, our government, and our way of life. Democracy itself is at a crossroads, and without proper guidance, the United States of America will face grave times ahead. During this period of great tumult, someone needs to step in and fix these complex and enormous problems, and when it comes to the question of who is truly up to this task, I think we can all agree that person is—hands down and without question—me....

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