Just got a direct-mail promotion from Chase (I suspect they are targeting people who already have accounts, unsure if this will be more widely available).
Offer: $75 bonus for opening a Chase Money Market Savings account w/ initial new money deposit of $2,000. $12 monthly fee if balance is below $1,500 (unless linked to Chase Better Banking checking account, which also has monthly fee). Bonus credited within 10 business days, will be deducted if account is closed w/in 6 months. Nominal interest rate of 0.01% (yes, one hundredth of one percent). Requires coupon code & branch visit to open, code can only be used once, not valid for other accounts.
Quick envelope calculation says it's essentially a 5% return on a non-renewable 6-month $1500 CD. :)